yeah, give me a chat system so i can watch people ignore me faster
fun fact when I went to Africa with my family we visited a masai tribe and the chieftan offered my dad 42 cows in exchange for me
a picture of my dad partying it up masai style
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the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter
weenie speed
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whenever im doing something on the internet and they make me put in an email i always put doggylover@aol.com because i know there just has to be someone with that email and i dont want the spam so whoever’s email that is id just like to apologize for all the years of unexplained subscriptions
you ruined my life
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taylor swift isnt really country music and she isnt really pop shes her own genre of music i think its called “help im stuck im middle school and i have this guitar?????”
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