mine

rhinosoup:

yeah, give me a chat system so i can watch people ignore me faster

handsome-squidward:

handsome-squidward:

fun fact when I went to Africa with my family we visited a masai tribe and the chieftan offered my dad 42 cows in exchange for me

a picture of my dad partying it up masai style

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the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

weenie speed

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book—sniffer:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

whenever im doing something on the internet and they make me put in an email i always put doggylover@aol.com because i know there just has to be someone with that email and i dont want the spam so whoever’s email that is id just like to apologize for all the years of unexplained subscriptions 

you ruined my life

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mataring:

taylor swift isnt really country music and she isnt really pop shes her own genre of music i think its called “help im stuck im middle school and i have this guitar?????” 

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